Friday, July 12, 2013

WORLD WAR R?



Release Dates!
That´s what they´re aiming for.
Not making movie classics
A release date is more powerful
than an atomic bomb

 Movie studios like Universal, Paramount,
Buena Vista, FOX etc…
are bounty hunters of our curiosity!

Let the fight begin
(THIS SUMMER, Coming Soon, THIS FALL)
The bigger the TYPO the bigger the MOVIE!
And I want to particularly talk ABOUT

WORLD WAR Z (SPOILER ALERT!!!)
In this film Zombies, like moviegoers come in great Numbers
They devour all.
I REMEMBER in Night of The Living Dead, George Romero´s Classic Movie, all they wanted were brains.

Budget : 190 millions    
Release Date:  June 21, 2013
SLOGAN:  “BRAD PITT”
Produced by: Brad Pitt
World War Z has made over 300 million world wide

This is not a Zombie Movie; it’s a BRAD PITT Movie.

Numbers, people it all comes down to numbers!!!
If you have a product
How much does it cost?
How much does it bring back?
How many sequels can we do ?

In other words:
1. Copyright it
2. hash tag it
3. Sell it

Brad Pitt plays Gerry Lane an ex-UN worker who pulls some strings to save his family from the zombie apocalypse.
He has no competition on this movie
He is the main and ONLY character. Not his wife, not his kids.

Even Lost´s Mathew Fox scenes were removed
There can only be one (charismatic –magazine model) in this apocalyptic scenario MOVIE.
Zombies are Extras in this movie (they are almost out of focus)
After some running and screaming they find out the Zombies don’t attack the sick people, so the SURVIVORS  infect themselves with a viral disease so they can kill them.

And it all ends with the Biggest, most expensive, Product placement
Non SUPERBOWL ADD EVER
Brad Pitt drinking a PEPSI
AAAAAAAHHH!!!

Or as Brad Pitt says at the end
“This isn´t the end… not even close”
…I smell sequel(S)($$$)


I read this today :

“Daniel Craig will once again return as the legendary British secret agent in the 24th James Bond film and Sam Mendes will also return to direct the screenplay written by John Logan. The film is set for release in UK theaters on October 23, 2015 and in US theaters on November 6, 2015.”

No movie title?
...Just a Release DATE.

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